Allergic to Vacation

We just booked our family vacation!  I should be excited.... right?

I'll be honest: as much as we need a vacation, it makes me incredibly anxious to think about the actual trip.  Sure, I'd be crazy not to look forward to sleeping past 4:30am and soaking up some vitamin D while reading some trashy fiction.  But the truth is that Dane seems to be allergic to vacations and holidays.

It all started with our first family vacation in 2011.  Dane developed a 103.7 fever on our third night.  We rushed him to the ER where he promptly vomited all over me at the check-in window.  The doctor ordered a chest x-ray.  He asked again and again if Dane had asthma (because he was on all the breathing treatments and medications any kid with asthma would be) and we replied over and over "he's too young to be diagnosed with asthma; he has allergies."  He had just turned 10 months old the day before.  I wasn't ready for asthma.  I also wasn't ready for pneumonia.  On vacation.  But that's what he had, along with an ear infection and eye infection.  He promised us that Dane would be fine.  They pumped him full of antibiotics, oral steroids, and albuterol.  They sent us "home" with instructions to finish our vacation and come back if his fever returned or his breathing worsened.  They also gave us the name of a local pediatrician we could check in with in a couple days to make sure his lungs sounded alright.  The experience was a pleasant as could be for rushing to the ER with your 10-month old at midnight on vacation.

We tried to hang in there for a day, but being on vacation made things seem worse.  I guess it was like going on a Ben & Jerry's tour if you're lactose intolerant.  He was miserable, we were as exhausted as we had been when he was a newborn, and we were at the beach.  After a day of tears, I told Jonathan I wanted to go home.  We packed up our car and headed for our real home at 10pm.  It was a miserable trip home.  Dane couldn't breathe well in his car seat, Jonathan snored, and I almost hit two deer standing in the road.  I was heartbroken that the family vacation I had dreamed about for years had hit such a wall.  Even so, we were happy to be home.

Here's a few of the other reasons I tend to flip out a little over planning a vacation, or any celebration for that matter:

• November 2010 (Nana & Papa's first visit) - rotavirus
• Thanksgiving weekend 2011 - ear infection and asthma trouble that required oral steroids
• Christmas Day 2011 (2am)- ruptured ear drum/ear infection
• February 2012 (BFF Owen's first birthday party) - pink eye and ear infection
• Thanksgiving weekend 2012 - asthma trouble that required oral steroids
• Christmas 2012 - on antibiotics for ear infection
• Disney trip 2012 - the norovirus "Sydney" that's hit so much of the nation this winter

I'm a little skittish about vacations and holidays, as you can see.  Thankfully, this year, we are going into it knowing a few things that we didn't when we embarked on our first family vacation:

• Dane's does have asthma, so we come prepared.  That means nebulizer, nebulizer meds, and oral steroids.  A little breathing trouble no longer scares us as badly because we know what to do now.
• Our relationship with our beautiful, fantastic, intelligent, selfless pediatrician (can you tell we're smitten?) has grown to the point where we have her cell number for the really scary situations.
• We know that the hospital at our fave vacation location is top-notch and we wouldn't hesitate to make a visit if it was necessary.

Even so, do us a favor and send happy vibes and prayers our way in May!

What's Up My Sleeve?

Last night when I was getting ready for bed, I started thinking about all the things that make my life easier.  The little things.  There are plenty of big things, like my sweet husband, my BFF, and the great schedule at my job.  I'm talking about the things that money can buy.

I think anyone can appreciate most of the items below, but because I am a mom and wife in the South, if you're also a mom and wife in the South, I think you'll find them as amazing as I do.  That is if you haven't already discovered some of them for yourself!

Dry Shampoo  That's right.  Shampoo that requires no water and takes two seconds to use.  If you haven't tried it, give it a shot.  It won't work miracles.  (My son threw an oatmeal-laden spoon at me this morning.  Dry shampoo would not cut it here.  I wouldn't even try.)  But it does save me at least three hours a week on washing, drying, and styling my hair.  I first fell in love with this product almost three years ago.  I used to have to go to a specialty store and pay $10 a bottle for this stuff.  Thankfully, it's gained popularity and can be found in any grocery store for around $3-5.  I've tried about a dozen brands and I can honestly say they all get the job done.  Some smell better than others.  Me?  I buy whatever is on sale.  

Immersion Blender  It's basically a blender on a stick.  You can get one for as little as $15 if you catch a good sale.  It's great for making textured foods that toddlers are not so fond of (read: vegetables) more pleasing to their picky palates.  For instance, when I made broccoli cheddar soup this winter, my son was eating around the broccoli.  Thirty seconds and an immersion blender cured him of that.  He ate every bite.  It's easy to use and can be chucked in the dishwasher (a must for me).  It's also great for emulsifying salad dressings.  We've made a couple of really fantastic vinaigrettes that didn't even separate!  I'm pretty sure it would make perfect baby food for those of you cool enough to make your own (not me).  I do kind of wish I had this one since it would match my stand mixer, but I can't justify replacing a something that already works perfectly.

Waterproof Crib Mattress Pads  I've shared this tip with just about all my new mom friends, but in case you missed out, we "double bag" Dane's crib mattress.  This means that when there's a pooplosion in the middle of the night, I don't have to wrestle with crib sheets, bumper pads, and a screaming toddler at 3am.  I just peel off the offending sheet and the mattress pad beneath it and voila - a new, fresh sheet!  Thanks to Laurie L. for sharing this with me!  It's been a lifesaver many times over.  We have these plain ol' Babies R Us mattress pads and they've been great.  I probably should have shared this in my Top Mommy Tools post but it didn't even cross my mind.

Baby Powder  We're going to the beach in a few weeks and I've considered purchasing this nifty little doo-dad, the Powder Pouch.  It's filled with corn starch and claims to make sand "disappear."  Sandy bottoms and diaper changes don't exactly mix, so this is a genius idea.  But when we had a sandy situation from the playground last weekend, and no Powder Pouch yet, Jonathan wisely suggested we try to dust baby powder on Dane to see if it worked.  It did!  And I don't have to spend $10 plus shipping!  Granted, the Powder Pouch does come in a super adorable case.  My baby powder just comes in a white plastic bottle.  However, I will feel no shame carrying my wholesale-size baby powder in my beach bag come May!  And as much as I hate feeling gritty, I will be dusting myself with a generous post-beach helping every day while on vacation.

Pizza Cutter  Great for cutting pizza... oh yeah, and it's lesser known use, toddler-size bites.  It makes quick work of a tedious task.  It also fantastic for cutting anything that's rather annoying to attempt with a regular kitchen knife.

I hope you all can get something useful out of this.  I'm thinking of making "What's Up My Sleeve?" a regular appearance, adding new tips and tricks as I stumble upon them.  Feel free to share your brilliant ideas as well!